1. make sure your cake is perfect. almost too perfect to eat. almost.
2. wear a ridiculous dunce hat.
5. pretend like you're not interesting in getting dirty
6. try a little on your hands, just to get a feel for it.
7. ignore all previous 6 steps and just dig in. all the way to the base
8.proceed with step 7
9. throw it around so everyone can taste it.
10. continue to show everyone how stinkin' adorable you are
11. then you can taste it.
12. make sure everyone is watching
and that, ladies and gents, is how you dominate your 1st birthday cake.
jump in the sink (remember these instructions are only for your 1st birthday) for a washin
move on to your presents...naked of course, as all of your clothes are getting hosed down